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PostSubject: A True Notes Christmas special   A True Notes Christmas special I_icon_minitimeFri Dec 07, 2018 3:45 am

The scene opens with the True Notes decorating the choir room for christmas, of course accompanied with a musical performance.

Garfield:
Jessica Biel and Megan Fox
Wearin' nothin' but their socks
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.

Noah:
Well, that's just not practical.

Victoria:
Spending a week in Mexico
With some black guys and some blow
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.

Garfield:
Aw, that sounds terrific. How about you, kids?

Tyrone:
I would like a pair of skates,
Then I'd go out skating,
But I really don't know how to skate.
Ha-ha!

Riku:
I want a Lexus all in pink
And a dad who doesn't drink.

Garfield:
Oh, and that reminds me, twelve kegs of beer.

The True Notes:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.

Noah:
Santa's got his work cut out for him.

Garfield:
Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet.

Katy:
I wanna tour the Spanish coast...

Garfield:
Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost...

Katy and Garfield
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.

Katy:
Wait, what?

Garfield:
Forget it. Keep goin'.

Sandra:
Jennifer Garner in my bed...

Roberta:
Softer voices in my head...

Sandra and Roberta:
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.

Emmet:
Yellow cake uranium.
Never mind the reason.
Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball.
[laughs]

Noah:
Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?

Tie:
Poo on you! It's not enough!


Riku:
Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here. [grabs his crotch]



True Notes:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.

Noah:
I'm just saying it seems a bit excessive.

Sandra:
Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian, it's Christmas.

Garfield:
And Christmas is about gettin'. Everyone in town knows that.

Tyrone:
Japanese girls with no restraint
Just to choke me till I faint
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Ooh, giggity!

Tanesha:
Platinum-plated silverware...

Tesla:
Just one day when kids don't stare...

Tanesha and Tesla:
Is all I really want for Christmas this year.

Kiya:
If you put a Christmas tree
In the public airport,
I will go to court and sue your ass!
Happy holiday!

Victoria:
Wouldn't I love a Tinkertoy?

Riku:
And a little drummer boy.
He can either tap his drum or my rear.

Riku, Victoria, and Kiya
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.


Roberta:
I want a golden mustache comb.

Katy:
And some spermicidal foam.

Roberta and Katy:
That's all I really want for Christmas this year.

Emmet:
I want a brand new pitching wedge.

Garfield:
I would like more Lemon Pledge.

Emmet and Garfield:
That's all I really want for Christmas this year.

Noah:
I just want a wedding ring
From someone named Jeffrey.

Tie:
I just want some colored Easter eggs.

Tanesha:
I want a Blu-ray of The Wiz.

Sandra:
We don't know what "Christmas" is.

Emmet:
We have something else called "Kishgev Fufleer".

True notes:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year.



Everyone was laughing as they finished the song.

" Ok so Garfield isnt allowed to pick songs anymore " said Victoria as she moved a large box full of ornanents over to the large tree on the stage.

" Hey! You all liked it, and weve never done family guy stuff " Garfield protested " You gotta admit it was a good way to kick things off "

Emmet, who was floating in the air to hang garland from high places nodded " Indeed, very whimsical and unique, I admit to the show being a guilty pleasure, in any event it is a christmas and that is the theme were doing "

Riku was working on a spell to change the ceiling to a cloudy sky and make it snow lightly " I know a lot of christmas sex songs in that case " rudolf the deep throat reindeer " and " frosty the pervert " just to name a few "

Tanesha nearly spat out the hot coco she was drinking " Bitch, those are not real songs! "

" Heheheh, give me a sec to finish this spell, then you go learn " he cackled evilly " A little suprised your still here, isnt this the time of year those lonely orphan boys need a little extra shot of jesus faces-I mean the word of god in their hearts "

Noah flipped him off and went back to setting up the station for making ginger bread houses.

" Merry Christmas!! well Merry almost Christmas! " said Nate as he walked into the room, laden by a heavy box " Great performance and ive got the ugly christmas sweaters like you wanted, Emmet "

" Excellent dawling, it simply isnt christmas without them! "

He touched down and helped Nate with the box, immediately rifling through it for the most ugly/christmassy.
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PostSubject: Re: A True Notes Christmas special   A True Notes Christmas special I_icon_minitimeFri Dec 07, 2018 4:21 am

"Christmas sweaters? Oh boy this ain't gonna turn out well. There is some wicked Christmas clothing out there, heck later on I might show Tani what Ms. Clause used to look like, before she got got old and fat." Sandra gave Tania wink suggesting she had a sexy Ms. Clause outfit hidden away then continued. "Sweaters however, these always turn out so cheesy." Sandra had a smile on as she talked, she was actually excited to see just how corny these sweaters was.

"Come on, they can't be that bad" Katy replied. Sandra replied with a tone of voice as if she knew better. "Yea, just wait and see."

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