Subject: A True Notes Christmas special Fri Dec 07, 2018 3:45 am
The scene opens with the True Notes decorating the choir room for christmas, of course accompanied with a musical performance.
Garfield: Jessica Biel and Megan Fox Wearin' nothin' but their socks Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Noah: Well, that's just not practical.
Victoria: Spending a week in Mexico With some black guys and some blow Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Garfield: Aw, that sounds terrific. How about you, kids?
Tyrone: I would like a pair of skates, Then I'd go out skating, But I really don't know how to skate. Ha-ha!
Riku: I want a Lexus all in pink And a dad who doesn't drink.
Garfield: Oh, and that reminds me, twelve kegs of beer.
The True Notes: All these happy wishes And lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year.
Noah: Santa's got his work cut out for him.
Garfield: Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet.
Katy: I wanna tour the Spanish coast...
Garfield: Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost...
Katy and Garfield Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Katy: Wait, what?
Garfield: Forget it. Keep goin'.
Sandra: Jennifer Garner in my bed...
Roberta: Softer voices in my head...
Sandra and Roberta: Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Emmet: Yellow cake uranium. Never mind the reason. Also Chutes and Ladders and a ball. [laughs]
Noah: Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?
Tie: Poo on you! It's not enough!
Riku: Buddy boy, I got your Christmas right here. [grabs his crotch]
True Notes: All these happy wishes And lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year.
Noah: I'm just saying it seems a bit excessive.
Sandra: Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian, it's Christmas.
Garfield: And Christmas is about gettin'. Everyone in town knows that.
Tyrone: Japanese girls with no restraint Just to choke me till I faint Is all I really want for Christmas this year. Ooh, giggity!
Tanesha: Platinum-plated silverware...
Tesla: Just one day when kids don't stare...
Tanesha and Tesla: Is all I really want for Christmas this year.
Kiya: If you put a Christmas tree In the public airport, I will go to court and sue your ass! Happy holiday!
Victoria: Wouldn't I love a Tinkertoy?
Riku: And a little drummer boy. He can either tap his drum or my rear.
Riku, Victoria, and Kiya All these happy wishes And lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year.
Roberta: I want a golden mustache comb.
Katy: And some spermicidal foam.
Roberta and Katy: That's all I really want for Christmas this year.
Emmet: I want a brand new pitching wedge.
Garfield: I would like more Lemon Pledge.
Emmet and Garfield: That's all I really want for Christmas this year.
Noah: I just want a wedding ring From someone named Jeffrey.
Tie: I just want some colored Easter eggs.
Tanesha: I want a Blu-ray of The Wiz.
Sandra: We don't know what "Christmas" is.
Emmet: We have something else called "Kishgev Fufleer".
True notes: All these happy wishes And lots of Christmas cheer Is all I really want this year.
Everyone was laughing as they finished the song.
" Ok so Garfield isnt allowed to pick songs anymore " said Victoria as she moved a large box full of ornanents over to the large tree on the stage.
" Hey! You all liked it, and weve never done family guy stuff " Garfield protested " You gotta admit it was a good way to kick things off "
Emmet, who was floating in the air to hang garland from high places nodded " Indeed, very whimsical and unique, I admit to the show being a guilty pleasure, in any event it is a christmas and that is the theme were doing "
Riku was working on a spell to change the ceiling to a cloudy sky and make it snow lightly " I know a lot of christmas sex songs in that case " rudolf the deep throat reindeer " and " frosty the pervert " just to name a few "
Tanesha nearly spat out the hot coco she was drinking " Bitch, those are not real songs! "
" Heheheh, give me a sec to finish this spell, then you go learn " he cackled evilly " A little suprised your still here, isnt this the time of year those lonely orphan boys need a little extra shot of jesus faces-I mean the word of god in their hearts "
Noah flipped him off and went back to setting up the station for making ginger bread houses.
" Merry Christmas!! well Merry almost Christmas! " said Nate as he walked into the room, laden by a heavy box " Great performance and ive got the ugly christmas sweaters like you wanted, Emmet "
" Excellent dawling, it simply isnt christmas without them! "
He touched down and helped Nate with the box, immediately rifling through it for the most ugly/christmassy.
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Subject: Re: A True Notes Christmas special Fri Dec 07, 2018 4:21 am
"Christmas sweaters? Oh boy this ain't gonna turn out well. There is some wicked Christmas clothing out there, heck later on I might show Tani what Ms. Clause used to look like, before she got got old and fat." Sandra gave Tania wink suggesting she had a sexy Ms. Clause outfit hidden away then continued. "Sweaters however, these always turn out so cheesy." Sandra had a smile on as she talked, she was actually excited to see just how corny these sweaters was.
"Come on, they can't be that bad" Katy replied. Sandra replied with a tone of voice as if she knew better. "Yea, just wait and see."
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